North Korea

Is North Korea dark because they fail to create lights, or because they don't need lights? Lighting up the night is wasteful, disadvantageous, and stupid. Think about night vision, stealth, and deception, just to name a few.

They can purchase anything they want, at any cost. Even at the cost of the lesser half of their own humanity. The west has failed miserably at recognizing that people are not equal. Facades, illusions, delusions, and grand gestures of denial will never defeat this truth. Where do you think trillions of dollars will come from? Keep on fucking. You have no idea the gravity and depth of that concept, but if you are lucky, your grandchildren will repay your favor and remind you.

Anarchy

Anarchy.

One of those loaded words, instantly inciting emotional responses from all sides.

What is true anarchy?

Anarchy involves dynamic social groups that evolve and dissolve in real time to meet prudent needs. This is true anarchy. Teenagers ranting about "fuck the police" and "fuck mom and dad" is bullshit anarchy. If you're some cocksucking little titsucker, then not-so-kindly fuck off right now. Otherwise, keep reading.

Think about our society. There are authorities, laws, and police. There is also terrorism, murder, rape, and all other unimaginable forms of personal violation. Our archaic system of dealing with unwanted elements is inefficient at best. At worst, it enables those we wish to protect ourselves against.

In a society without government and policing, individuals would be empowered to protect themselves. With great responsibility comes great liability, and inevitably the weak would perish, as they should.

True anarchy involves self-rule and honesty. A society of anarchists would necessarily exist as a more perfect republic. Groups of individuals whom identify as kin support one another, and all transgressions would be handled naturally and punished accordingly.

The illusion of safety

All of the protections outlined to citizens in laws and traditions were created by the weak majority of fear-driven fucktards. They bear nor claim no real responsibility, and oppress the world with their ignorance and stupidity. Through the illusions they create, safety is abused as a comforting bribe. Well played, neanderthals... well played.

Do something good

In sharp reversal of my previous posts, I am going to say something completely unexpected.

Do something good for someone.

No matter how pissed off you are, no matter how much you fucking hate everyone, just do this once. You'll find it'll help you feel better, if not immediately, then later on.

It's like pay it forward, but without the philosophical system surrounding it.

Girls, phones, and pedophiles

To the girls

Yes, keep looking at your phone. Don't look at me. Very good... keep walking and pay no attention to the drooling pedophile that is eye-raping regions of your body that you have not even explored yet.

Their heads buried in their phones, they wander aimlessly around the mall, the supermarket, and all the local spots. Completely lost in a reality far removed from the only real one. The one with real pedophiles, who pose a real danger, who stalk and plot in real-time, just feet away from you. No, you will not know one when you see one. And how can you, if you never bother to look?

To the pedophiles

Ignore the ones with their phones safely stowed, as per unwritten instruction, in their tightjeans back pocket. Focus on the ones mashing tiny thumb buttons, lost in their fashion magazine alternate reality. They stray easily. They're slow, disoriented, and disconnected. Easy prey.

I'm definitely not a pedophile. I sincerely apologize to anyone who may have been misled, but I'm making an entirely different point.

About the phones

Pay attention to your surroundings.

Lost as you may be in your happy fun teenaged world of internet phone godlikeness, your physical life and physical body exist in a world that is very much like the hell you think of in your fantasy internet delusion.

Be aware of people who will exploit all of your weaknesses and at least, take advantage of you. At worst, they'll kill you. Maybe after more torment, agony, and breakdown than you have ever known.

Pop your fucking head up and figure out what the fuck you're doing, because from what I've seen, I'm only surprised there aren't more teenagers raped and killed. I said raped and killed, and I fucking meant it.

Think of me as Cecil in Final Fantasy IV. I am one born of the dragon, bearing the darkness and light. I choose good. I know bad. I fly through the Internet, armed with the truth. Wake the fuck up and save yourself.

Bullet Dodging

I've often thought about the exciting and dangerous ability of a human being to dodge firearm projectiles with any hint of skill.

Rather than focusing on the vast array of complexities in scenarios where bullet dodging would be necessary, I'm going to focus on the specifics of the skill itself. Now, I know you aren't going to recall vast amounts of ordered information in a dire situation such as being shot at, so I'll be brief as possible.

First, what is needed to employ this skill?

• someone about to shoot you
• high agility and control
• extreme mental fortitude
• good footwear
• good eyesight

And there are undoubtedly more. Obviously, not just any fucktarded sack of shit could walk into something like bullet dodging and escape an epic fail, so I'll speak to the svelte and witted few who are reading this.

Why the fuck would anyone want to do this?

I can think of a few good reasons.

• could save your life
• highly challenging
• is fucking awesome

It wouldn't be intelligent to ignore the cons.

• could easily do nothing to save your life
• almost impossible to learn from mistakes
• highly challenging

Obviously, once aim is set and the trigger is engaged, there's nothing you can do to change your fate. You might react fast enough to alter the course by a few nanometers, and perhaps some fag scientist will pop off with some better information on that.

What you can change is your reaction before the trigger is engaged.

How to play a player

This is where people skills come into play. As I illustrated before, dodging bullets has almost nothing to do with actual bullet dodging. The key is to read your shooter, and react to his physical cues. While a guaranteed dodge is impossible, anything you can do to improve your chances of survival is priceless information.

Watch his aim!

Pay attention to where he is aiming. Read his body language with your natural instincts. When you know he is about to shoot, dodge to either side with all you've got once you see his trigger finger begin to squeeze. Try to land in a position you can easily attempt another evasion from. Do everything you can to find cover or escape with each dodge, and be sure to mentally note the number of successful dodges you achieve, because that shit is fucking godlike bragging rights.

Politics

I finally understand.

Republicans want 19 people to have 180 billion dollars while everyone else has nothing.

Democrats want everyone to have just barely more than nothing. Except politicians, of course.

Independents are just idiots.

Third party people are even bigger idiots.

Giving "power" to the people was a brilliant move by the founders... now everyone has one useless vote and no power.

Background radiation

The danger in socially interacting with the Internet as humans lies in that it depends entirely upon our physical presence and attention.

Technology is improving. People are not.

There are more people suffering now than ever before. Billions of them. Billions of lives. Individual experiences, each reflecting your ability to have your own experiences. Not one of these people deserves to suffer.

There are many doomsday scenarios involving the conquering of our world by machines and computers. This prophecy will come true.

It seems everyone on earth does have a common goal. We dutifully aim to create and support the next apex of the food chain. A botnet consuming vast power will generate and broadcast millions of fuckabytes of useless, chaotic, random data and flood the universe with garbage at our expense.

I've often wondered what "background radiation" really is...