Sunday, December 30, 2012

The first person to live forever

I could be toiling away, working furiously and feverishly in some makeshift dungeon. I could be the first person to devise the plan, gather the resources, develop the skills, and do the necessary work to ensure that I will live forever.

I won't.

Instead, I'll sit here, wasting my days, wasting my life. Smart enough to conceptualize immortality, too fucked up to act on it.

I will die, like everyone else who has done the same.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

How the universe was created and why it's always been here

I'm going to jump off of a fucking cliff right now and attempt to explain something profound on this fucked up blog.

Did you ever remove yourself from conventional thinking, look around, consider the universe and the so-called big bang, and wonder, "where did all this shit we call 'something' come from?"

I sure as fuck did. I've done it for over 30 years. And I'm not yet 40.

I'm going to break it down for you dumb fucking mindless lemming sheep real fucking simple. And why no one else has posited this shit before is beyond rape.

Opposites create one another.

There is obviously something here now. Let's be simpletons and call something the universe.

Scientists have traced the universe's history back to it's origin. Well, almost. Sorry fuckers, almost only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hydro-thermal nuclear weapons. And maybe if you're a lucky motherfucker, it counts in cornhole games too. And this is coming from a godless hillbilly redneck fuckwald.

Since we have a whole lot of observable something now, at some time there must have been an opposite to create it. Let's call this opposite "nothing." Since nothing cannot exist without something to create it, then the Big Bang singularity must have been created by nothing. An infinite amount of time ago. WHAT? You fucking heard me. The most difficult thing for humans to grasp is infinity, but in this case, you have no choice.

Something was always here, because an infinite amount of time ago, nothing created something.

Like it or not, that is the fucking answer.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

For those of you looking for that long lost site

A tiny, forgotten neighborhood known to some of you as the Sex Project will be returning soon. In some capacity. It won't be the full-fledged forum and reference site you remember. It'll be new. It'll be different. It won't be, but it will be. If none of this makes sense to you, then go stab your worthless brain with whatever random object, I don't give a fuck.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Trolling 'victims' are idiots, not victims.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on... everyone?

Check out this story about Richard Bacon, a "trolling victim." And likely a closet homosexual, and an all-around fantastic brainwave flatliner.

Nowhere does it mention that in 2 years of being a "trolling victim" that he attempted to execute the simplest solution to being trolled: IGNORE IT!

Trolls feed on attention. Ignore them for a while, and they will fade away and eventually disappear because they latch on to new victims. Richard Bacon always responded, being the genetic marvel that he is. And now his little bastard son is available for an even wider audience to troll. If son is like father, we trolls can count on a lifetime of trolling fun for everyone. Until he kills himself, anyway.

Getting trolled by One Goh

"It's very, very sad," police Chief Howard Jordan said. "We have seven people who didn't deserve to die and three others wounded because someone who couldn't deal with the pressures of life."

What a fucking cheap shot. Once someone is dead, regardless of what they did in life, they're even with the house. For Jordan to stab at One Goh like this suggests he's compensating for a lack of understanding. He has not the resolve or intelligence to figure out why these things happen, and possibly prevent them in the future. As a police chief, a person in an important position of leadership, this is a horrible mentality.

People like Howard Jordan deserve to be shooting victims. I'm not saying he should die in a shooting... but it wouldn't hurt the world if he suffered a bit. Then he could die.


Sunday, April 1, 2012

Treyvon Martin

The only thing that stood out to me was that Treyvon was unarmed. What, did he lose his gun? Did his bitch hide it in his workboots, or what?

I don't care about his death. Thousands of people die every day, for reasons ranging from natural causes to murder. When the news media sensationalizes stories like Treyvon's, they are trolling all the facebook and twitter drones, and they're profiting greatly from it.


People like me actually enjoy seeing these clowns get all worked up over stupid shit that doesn't matter to them. I enjoy stories like this one even more because I am a racist and I hate all minorities.

Fuck you.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

Trick question.

The 'smallest thing in the universe' is an undefinable, imaginary concept. Most sources quote that quarks are the smallest known objects in the universe, and others postulate theories in which smaller objects may exist.

Beyond this, lies the magical zone between the mortal barrier of perceptibility, and the next generation of universe in all its original vastness. Our lives mimic the life cycle of the universe because we are entwined with it.

In a perverse way, it makes sense. And yet, you can never devise any sort of test to prove it. It is a religion all to itself.

Or, does a deity reside within this magical, unseen, postulated area of reality? Some sort of resemblance to an actual earthly religion's description? I don't know.


You can see things smaller and smaller until something in a place you can't see becomes as large as the whole universe. I don't know.