I've been having problems with my anus, as you saw in the previous post. Thought it was hemorrhoids... Two days ago, I had sex with my wife in the morning and then went to work. Clearly something was wrong with my penis. It burned and itched worse than it ever has, and when I pissed at midday., I noticed it was swollen. Badly swollen. I mean, if I knew something wasn't horribly wrong, I'd run around pointing at my junk saying, "HELL YEAH!"
I can't afford a doctor, and I refuse medical treatment for my junques unless there's absolutely no other way. I'm no doctor but I call myself one. So, I've changed my diagnosis from butt tags to yeast infection. Thankfully some of the swelling has gone down, but my penis looks like it survived a nuclear holocaust.
This post is ripe for the picking, and I'm enjoying the wide spectrum of comments I can expect. Light me up, you fuckers... give it your best shot.
Guruchild
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Sunday, January 22, 2012
I pooped today
It ripped my anal fissures open and strained my hemorrhoids again. Each time I shit is worse than the last. I used to wipe to collect excess shit around my anus. Now I do it for bloodloss control.
Monday, January 16, 2012
What is God?

I believe God is the voice inside your head. I believe it's not just inside me, but in everyone. Except retards and lesser animals. It's that voice you identify as coming from your own brain, and it directs your actions and engages you in a personal dialogue. You trust that it is you with no alterior motives.
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
North Korea

Is North Korea dark because they fail to create lights, or because they don't need lights? Lighting up the night is wasteful, disadvantageous, and stupid. Think about night vision, stealth, and deception, just to name a few.
They can purchase anything they want, at any cost. Even at the cost of the lesser half of their own humanity. The west has failed miserably at recognizing that people are not equal. Facades, illusions, delusions, and grand gestures of denial will never defeat this truth. Where do you think trillions of dollars will come from? Keep on fucking. You have no idea the gravity and depth of that concept, but if you are lucky, your grandchildren will repay your favor and remind you.
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Anarchy

Anarchy.
One of those loaded words, instantly inciting emotional responses from all sides.
What is true anarchy?
Anarchy involves dynamic social groups that evolve and dissolve in real time to meet prudent needs. This is true anarchy. Teenagers ranting about "fuck the police" and "fuck mom and dad" is bullshit anarchy. If you're some cocksucking little titsucker, then not-so-kindly fuck off right now. Otherwise, keep reading.
Think about our society. There are authorities, laws, and police. There is also terrorism, murder, rape, and all other unimaginable forms of personal violation. Our archaic system of dealing with unwanted elements is inefficient at best. At worst, it enables those we wish to protect ourselves against.
In a society without government and policing, individuals would be empowered to protect themselves. With great responsibility comes great liability, and inevitably the weak would perish, as they should.
True anarchy involves self-rule and honesty. A society of anarchists would necessarily exist as a more perfect republic. Groups of individuals whom identify as kin support one another, and all transgressions would be handled naturally and punished accordingly.
The illusion of safety
All of the protections outlined to citizens in laws and traditions were created by the weak majority of fear-driven fucktards. They bear nor claim no real responsibility, and oppress the world with their ignorance and stupidity. Through the illusions they create, safety is abused as a comforting bribe. Well played, neanderthals... well played.
Labels:
anarchy,
philosophy,
random,
society,
utopia
Friday, December 2, 2011
Do something good
In sharp reversal of my previous posts, I am going to say something completely unexpected.
Do something good for someone.
No matter how pissed off you are, no matter how much you fucking hate everyone, just do this once. You'll find it'll help you feel better, if not immediately, then later on.
It's like pay it forward, but without the philosophical system surrounding it.
Do something good for someone.
No matter how pissed off you are, no matter how much you fucking hate everyone, just do this once. You'll find it'll help you feel better, if not immediately, then later on.
It's like pay it forward, but without the philosophical system surrounding it.
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