Showing posts with label universe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label universe. Show all posts

Sunday, May 27, 2012

How the universe was created and why it's always been here

I'm going to jump off of a fucking cliff right now and attempt to explain something profound on this fucked up blog.

Did you ever remove yourself from conventional thinking, look around, consider the universe and the so-called big bang, and wonder, "where did all this shit we call 'something' come from?"

I sure as fuck did. I've done it for over 30 years. And I'm not yet 40.

I'm going to break it down for you dumb fucking mindless lemming sheep real fucking simple. And why no one else has posited this shit before is beyond rape.

Opposites create one another.

There is obviously something here now. Let's be simpletons and call something the universe.

Scientists have traced the universe's history back to it's origin. Well, almost. Sorry fuckers, almost only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hydro-thermal nuclear weapons. And maybe if you're a lucky motherfucker, it counts in cornhole games too. And this is coming from a godless hillbilly redneck fuckwald.

Since we have a whole lot of observable something now, at some time there must have been an opposite to create it. Let's call this opposite "nothing." Since nothing cannot exist without something to create it, then the Big Bang singularity must have been created by nothing. An infinite amount of time ago. WHAT? You fucking heard me. The most difficult thing for humans to grasp is infinity, but in this case, you have no choice.

Something was always here, because an infinite amount of time ago, nothing created something.

Like it or not, that is the fucking answer.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

Trick question.

The 'smallest thing in the universe' is an undefinable, imaginary concept. Most sources quote that quarks are the smallest known objects in the universe, and others postulate theories in which smaller objects may exist.

Beyond this, lies the magical zone between the mortal barrier of perceptibility, and the next generation of universe in all its original vastness. Our lives mimic the life cycle of the universe because we are entwined with it.

In a perverse way, it makes sense. And yet, you can never devise any sort of test to prove it. It is a religion all to itself.

Or, does a deity reside within this magical, unseen, postulated area of reality? Some sort of resemblance to an actual earthly religion's description? I don't know.

TLDR:

You can see things smaller and smaller until something in a place you can't see becomes as large as the whole universe. I don't know.