Showing posts with label trolls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trolls. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Trolling 'victims' are idiots, not victims.


Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on... everyone?

Check out this story about Richard Bacon, a "trolling victim." And likely a closet homosexual, and an all-around fantastic brainwave flatliner.

http://www.itv.com/news/2012-03-18/ex-blue-peter-presenter-victim-of-online-troll-abuse/

Nowhere does it mention that in 2 years of being a "trolling victim" that he attempted to execute the simplest solution to being trolled: IGNORE IT!

Trolls feed on attention. Ignore them for a while, and they will fade away and eventually disappear because they latch on to new victims. Richard Bacon always responded, being the genetic marvel that he is. And now his little bastard son is available for an even wider audience to troll. If son is like father, we trolls can count on a lifetime of trolling fun for everyone. Until he kills himself, anyway.

Getting trolled by One Goh

"It's very, very sad," police Chief Howard Jordan said. "We have seven people who didn't deserve to die and three others wounded because someone who couldn't deal with the pressures of life."

What a fucking cheap shot. Once someone is dead, regardless of what they did in life, they're even with the house. For Jordan to stab at One Goh like this suggests he's compensating for a lack of understanding. He has not the resolve or intelligence to figure out why these things happen, and possibly prevent them in the future. As a police chief, a person in an important position of leadership, this is a horrible mentality.

People like Howard Jordan deserve to be shooting victims. I'm not saying he should die in a shooting... but it wouldn't hurt the world if he suffered a bit. Then he could die.

Amen.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Getting trolled by big corporations

Time is money.

This fact is proven and inarguable.

The coupons you waste time clipping, filing, organizing, saving, and using. You're being trolled, because if you used that time more effectively, you'd save more money.

Go ahead, do the math.

I know you fucking idiots love math because you carry calculators. It also tells me you waste time reading stupid shit that is mostly filled with ads anyway. Paying more for less time is always a bargain. Paying full price in 5 minutes usually beats paying a discounted price for 5 hours of work. If you weren't on welfare, and had to actually spend less than 100% of your time being off work, you might learn that.

Those guarantees on the back of all the stupid, cheap, low-cost items you buy?

They're worse than worthless.

Just because you want to be a stubborn cunt and return a 99 cent bag of chips because YOU believe they were "stale" after you opened them on March 1st and just now got around to eating the rest of them. Guess what, moron? All that time you wasted getting trolled by a stupid fucking trollbait company's worthless guarantee to return some piece of shit item and piss off some poor customer service rep? You're the one losing money.

Those people get paid to put up with your stupid idiotic bullshit.

Again, I urge you to do the math. If you were the one working customer service instead of being trolled by corporations, you'd come out ahead.

Either way, you're a worthless sack of shit who isn't doing me any good. I have no criminal record, but there is nothing and certainly no law preventing me from starting the killings at any time.

This is why terrorism is so successful.