Sunday, May 27, 2012

How the universe was created and why it's always been here

I'm going to jump off of a fucking cliff right now and attempt to explain something profound on this fucked up blog.

Did you ever remove yourself from conventional thinking, look around, consider the universe and the so-called big bang, and wonder, "where did all this shit we call 'something' come from?"

I sure as fuck did. I've done it for over 30 years. And I'm not yet 40.

I'm going to break it down for you dumb fucking mindless lemming sheep real fucking simple. And why no one else has posited this shit before is beyond rape.

Opposites create one another.

There is obviously something here now. Let's be simpletons and call something the universe.

Scientists have traced the universe's history back to it's origin. Well, almost. Sorry fuckers, almost only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hydro-thermal nuclear weapons. And maybe if you're a lucky motherfucker, it counts in cornhole games too. And this is coming from a godless hillbilly redneck fuckwald.

Since we have a whole lot of observable something now, at some time there must have been an opposite to create it. Let's call this opposite "nothing." Since nothing cannot exist without something to create it, then the Big Bang singularity must have been created by nothing. An infinite amount of time ago. WHAT? You fucking heard me. The most difficult thing for humans to grasp is infinity, but in this case, you have no choice.

Something was always here, because an infinite amount of time ago, nothing created something.

Like it or not, that is the fucking answer.

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