I've been having problems with my anus, as you saw in the previous post. Thought it was hemorrhoids... Two days ago, I had sex with my wife in the morning and then went to work. Clearly something was wrong with my penis. It burned and itched worse than it ever has, and when I pissed at midday., I noticed it was swollen. Badly swollen. I mean, if I knew something wasn't horribly wrong, I'd run around pointing at my junk saying, "HELL YEAH!"
I can't afford a doctor, and I refuse medical treatment for my junques unless there's absolutely no other way. I'm no doctor but I call myself one. So, I've changed my diagnosis from butt tags to yeast infection. Thankfully some of the swelling has gone down, but my penis looks like it survived a nuclear holocaust.
This post is ripe for the picking, and I'm enjoying the wide spectrum of comments I can expect from this subject. Light me up, you fuckers... give it your best shot.
No "It's probably just cancer" bullshit, and certainly no HEHE's or HAHA's or any such trollsome, underbridge nonsense.
UPDATE: I love trolling myself into a 0 comment epic fail situation.
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